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  • Might Die Of Crying Trucker Cap

Might Die Of Crying Trucker Cap

SKU: 6A5AD905E27DE_8747
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For when you wanna wear your emotions on your head.


• 26% cotton, 74% polyester

• Mid-profile cap with a low-profile embroidery area

• Structured, six-panel cap

• 3.5″ crown (8.9 cm)

• Hard buckram front panels

• Mesh back

• Permacurv® visor, matching undervisor

• Plastic adjustable closure

• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)

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• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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Shoutout to Bob Jim.


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• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling

• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle

• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex

• Front pouch pocket

• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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$45.00

Shoutout to Bob Jim.


• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester

• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling

• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle

• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex

• Front pouch pocket

• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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The item most likely to end up in boardwalk gift shops.


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

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Might Die Of Crying Coozie

$10.00

For when you wanna wear your emotions on your drink's sleeve.


• Made from neoprene

• Waterproof

• Dual-size customization

• Ribbed seams

• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)

• Spot clean as needed

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