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  • Might Die Of Crying Coozie

Might Die Of Crying Coozie

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For when you wanna wear your emotions on your drink's sleeve.


• Made from neoprene

• Waterproof

• Dual-size customization

• Ribbed seams

• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)

• Spot clean as needed

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Multipurpose Socks

$15.00

Especially popular among the foot freaks.


• 95% polyester, 5% spandex

• 3 sizes: S (US women’s 6—8, US men’s 5—6.5), M (US women’s 8.5—11, US men’s 7—9.5), L (US women’s 11.5—13, US men’s 10—13)

• Crew length

• Ribbed leg

• Cushioned soles


Disclaimer: Slight color variation may appear on side seams.

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Multi-Purpose Hand Towel

$20.00

For when things get messy.


• 52% polyester, 48% cotton

• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back

• Size: 16″ × 28″


Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.

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Might Die Of Crying Trucker Cap

$25.00

For when you wanna wear your emotions on your head.


• 26% cotton, 74% polyester

• Mid-profile cap with a low-profile embroidery area

• Structured, six-panel cap

• 3.5″ crown (8.9 cm)

• Hard buckram front panels

• Mesh back

• Permacurv® visor, matching undervisor

• Plastic adjustable closure

• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)

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80085 Shirt

$35.00

The item most likely to end up in boardwalk gift shops.


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

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Occupational Hazard Shirt

$35.00

Is the sleeve too much?


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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Bob Jim Shirt

$35.00

Shoutout to Bob Jim.


• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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  • Bio
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