Multipurpose Socks
Especially popular among the foot freaks.
• 95% polyester, 5% spandex
• 3 sizes: S (US women’s 6—8, US men’s 5—6.5), M (US women’s 8.5—11, US men’s 7—9.5), L (US women’s 11.5—13, US men’s 10—13)
• Crew length
• Ribbed leg
• Cushioned soles
Disclaimer: Slight color variation may appear on side seams.
Multi-Purpose Hand Towel
For when things get messy.
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Size: 16″ × 28″
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
Might Die Of Crying Hat
For when you wanna wear your emotions on your head.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Occupational Hazard Shirt
Is the sleeve too much?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
80085 Shirt
The item most likely to end up in boardwalk gift shops.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially under certain lighting conditions.
Bob Jim Shirt
Shoutout to Bob Jim.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
NSFW Logo Hoodie
For when you want people to stare at your warm chest.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem